We should have an ‘annual holiday’ where we turn off all the lights and look at the night sky.
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Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok.
okay I know that there are terrible terrible people out there but listen
I also know that there are people who stop and smile at tiny plants growing out of sidewalk cracks, people who laugh so loud they snort, people who compliment others randomly, people who take pictures of their friends because they love seeing their friends happy, people who ramble about things that they’re passionate about, people who blush and stutter, people who are kind, people who are warm, people who love and love and love and love.
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”
i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.
ya she’s my buddy i love her!
Thank goodness my boyfriend is as big of a weirdo as me
- <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me, cuddling with boyfriend:</b> I like feeling your skin. And not in a creepy tear-your-skin-off-and-wear-it way.<p/><b>Boyfriend (@whatwillhappenifichangethis):</b> I love you too.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/><b><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/><b></b><p/></p>
I had a dream last night that Thomas Sanders (@thatsthat24) worked at an electronics store and helped me choose a microwave but he would only show me expensive ones and I couldn’t be bothered to argue with him so ended up spending £600 I dont have on a microwave
Is this why I woke up with £600?
If it is possible I would love a refund
Well, alright, I’ll place it back tonight, but I have a feeling waking up tomorrow with a microwave under my pillow will be far less comfortable.
Ahhh, the tumblr gods are interacting
Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???
My kind of dates 😍
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